Things hockey announcers shouldn't say...

1. Squirt (as in "the puck squirts free")
2. PeePee (as in "the Flames are going on the PP")
3. Bangs (as in "so-and-so bangs so-and-so in the corner. Hard")
4. Goes down on (as in "goes down on a shot from the point)

In case you hadn't figured it out yet, I was feeling a bit silly while destressing (bad day at work yesterday) and watching the hockey game. I'm sure there's more things that we came up with, but I can't remember anymore. Ahh... Nothing like sleepiness, de-grouchifying and a little alcohol to make pretty much anything hilarious.