Praying Mantis Man

There's this guy on my bus that looks like a praying mantis. No joke! It took me a couple of months to figure out what exactly he reminded me of, but now I know. He's kind of like the Manny the praying mantis in A Bug's Life. He moves very slowly and deliberately. He's freakishly tall and skinny with a really tiny head. His eyes are normal, but the glasses he wears make them look way too big for his face. He also has very thin elongated hands and fingers which he sometimes holds close to his chest with a bent wrist. The whole thing screams "praying mantis"!!! Maybe I should suggest it as a Halloween costume....